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chefjoe79:

from1989s:

i’ve been staring at this gif for about 15 minutes

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NOT THE CROTCH GRAB

i have this friend Paolo. ye see he’s a cute senior and like I only know him because we had ceramics together but like now we have Physics together and i now had the perfect excuse to tell him something. 

it was spirit week at my school and the juniors were doing a fucking limbo game. and i was like “what if paolo played this game?” 

LOLOLOL PAOLO CAN YOU GO. HAHAHAHAHA

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
Floridians: It just won't end. Why won't it end. How far north do I have to go before I get to the south.

fook-me:

OH MY GOD

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

princecanary:

Titans. 

handvdesigns:

First shield agent

doctorwhorcruxes:

carolina-girl:

italktosnakes:

tessaviolet:

ningcomepoop:

wholmesianmisfit:

Who remembers

Motherfucking Scholastic

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Book

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Orders

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And then the magical traveling circus of scholastic would randomly show up

at the motherfucking BOOK FAIR

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love

seriously the best ever.

This was actually my childhood. 

Wish they had these I high school

This is how I got the first Harry Potter book

uncensoredhijabii:

kingjaffejoffer:

Husain Abdullah received an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty for praying on Monday. [Yahoo]

This is probably going to be a big deal tomorrow. The NFL can’t do anything right this year.

it is a big deal, how many times has tebow kneeled down? Has he ever been penalized? No. Bullshit. Then they have the audacity to be calling it excessive celebration, screw the NFL. Let a white Christian male kneel down and protect his ass, create a movement and call it tebowing, but once a Black Muslim Male does it, it’s flagged. IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL IT’S NO LONGER INVOLVING A WHITE CHRISTIAN MALE BUT RATHER A BLACK MUSLIM. LOAD OF B.S.

totalhunk:

nazmatik:

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING PHARRELL’S NEW VIDEO IS HIM FALLING IN LOVE WITH AN ANIME GIRL

i can’t believe this but i don’t know what i expected

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

mangomartyr:

loodletooboodleroodlesoodle:

santullianal:

This honestly made me tear up. Imagining how great he must have felt that his planned worked and choosing that risk paid off.
I also feel like him and the model have such good chemistry, they’re always so kind and loving to one another.

Holy shit what did he do?? That’s rad as hell!

Since the runway was going to have simulated rain, he wanted to make the outfit become colorful because of it rather than deflect it. He sewed dye into the seams and once the rain hit it the dye ran! Very simple but super effective. He was one of the two winners of that challenge.

Absolutely brilliant. Holy shit.

aer-dna:

aer-dna:

The new Earth King kinda reminds me of Kuzco.

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wildlinging:

My wife has disappeared. Do you have any idea, at all, of what might have happened to her?